I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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