Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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