Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
bring money and cleavage
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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