One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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