Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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