she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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