I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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