Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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