I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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