Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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