He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Congratulations! We have a period
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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