I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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