Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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