Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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