Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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