The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Randomize