Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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