Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
NoShamevember. You game?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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