This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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