does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize