Pants 0. Shit 1.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Someone shit on the floor
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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