Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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