I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Mom said you looked used
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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