he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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