I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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