Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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