It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I think I just sharted jello shots
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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