dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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