I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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