I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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