How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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