he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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