so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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