just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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