haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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