If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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