All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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If I die, sorry about rent.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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