Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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