Rock
Scissors
Fuck
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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