Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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