Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I love having hate sex.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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