I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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