Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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