ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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