You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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