where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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