"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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