Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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