In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I want to make a zoo with you.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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