Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He has the fingertips of a God
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