porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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