True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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