Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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