It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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