you win again, gameday.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
