The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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