p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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