Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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