We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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